David Bowie answers the famous Proust questionnaire
In the 1880s, long before he claimed his status as one of the greatest authors of all time, teenage Marcel Proust (July 10, 1871 - November 18, 1922) filled out an English-language questionnaire given to him by his friend Antoinette, the daughter of France's then-president, as part of her "confession album" - a Victorian version of today's popular personality tests, designed to reveal the answerer's tastes, aspirations, and sensibility in a series of simple questions. Proust's original manuscript, titled "by Marcel Proust himself," wasn't discovered until 1924, two years after his death.
Decades later, the French television host Bernard Pivot, whose work inspired James Lipton's Inside the Actor's Studio, saw in the questionnaire an excellent lubricant for his interviews and began administering it to his guests in the 1970s and 1980s. In 1993, Vanity Fair resurrected the tradition and started publishing various public figures' answers to the Proust Questionnaire on the last page of each issue.
In 2009, the magazine released Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire: 101 Luminaries Ponder Love, Death, Happiness, and Meaning of Life - a charming compendium featuring answers by such cultural icons as Jane Goodall, Alle Ginsberg, Hedy Lamarr, Gore Vidal, Julia Child, and Joan Didion. Among the most wonderful answers, equal parts playful and profound, are those by David Bowie - himself a vocal lover of literature - published in the magazine in August of 1998.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
What is your most marked characteristic?
Getting a word in edgewise.
What do you consider your great achievement?
What is your great fear?
Converting kilometer to miles.
What historical figure do you most identify with?
Which living person do you most admire?
Who are your heroes in real life?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
While in New York, tolerance.
Outside New York, intolerance.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
What is your favorite journey?
The road of artistic excess.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Sympathy and originality.
Which word do you most overuse?
What is your greatest regret?
That I never wore bellbottoms.
What is your current state of mind?
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
My fear of them (wife and son excluded).
What is your most treasured possession?
A photograph held together by cellophane tape of Little Richard that I bought in 1958, and a pressed and dried chrysanthemum picked on my honeymoon in Kyoto.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Living in fear.
Where would you like to live?
Northeast Bali or south Java.
What is your favorite occupation?
Squishing paint on a senseless canvas.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
The ability to return books.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
The ability to burp on command.
What are your favorite names?
Sears & Roebuck.
What is your motto?
"What" is my motto.
Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire is a treat in its colorful totality. For a similar compendium of wisdom from cultural icons, see LIFE Magazine's 1991 volume The Meaning of Life, then revisit Bowie's 75 must-read books.
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